"The 10 signs of aging".....What are they??

[Dave Wells]

The moment you realise that your dear old dad was probably right about nearly everything, is when your own kids don't take a blind bit of notice about anything you ever say to them !

[one eyed jack]

Lucky for you Jim.

Lara understands

Don't worry man. I'm exactly the same way

Also when you refer to people 10 years younger than yourself as "young man"...If you use whippersnapper then its geriatric city for you. Go look up a nice zimmer frame in the Argos catalogue cos theres no saving you from being old.

If you are eating Rennies...You are a relic of a bygone era old

[RoddersUK]

Jim, theohe other three are;
Never ignore an erection.
Never trust a fart.
Never walk past a toilet without taking a piss.

[RoddersUK]

You know you've turned into your dad when you put a stick to one side for stirring paint.

[jimslip]

Starting to get brand names wrong, "Can we get one of those George Fornby Grills dear?"

[Dave Wells]

Can you repeat the question LOUDER please ?

[jimslip]

#9 Sign of ageing?

During a dinner party asking to be excused as you're just going to the toilet, standing up and then peeing all over the floor in front of your horrified guests and then sitting back down again.

[bamboo]

Ha, just did that in the allotment today...

Shit, maybe getting an allotment is number 11!!

[spider]

Jim - Is one of them forgetting to update your website?

[jimslip]

spider wrote:

> Jim - Is one of them forgetting to update your website?

No, we haven't forgotten at all, it was that Angel has been so successfull in bringing traffic and delighted emails, that for the first time in 10 years we've allowed an update to just be left in situ for one more week! Transmission will be resumed as usual with another new babe next week!!grin!