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Re: "The 10 signs of aging".....What are they??

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:37 pm
by Dave Wells
The moment you realise that your dear old dad was probably right about nearly everything, is when your own kids don't take a blind bit of notice about anything you ever say to them !


Re: "The 10 signs of aging".....What are they??

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:16 pm
by one eyed jack
Lucky for you Jim.

Lara understands :-)

Don't worry man. I'm exactly the same way

Also when you refer to people 10 years younger than yourself as "young man"...If you use whippersnapper then its geriatric city for you. Go look up a nice zimmer frame in the Argos catalogue cos theres no saving you from being old.

If you are eating Rennies...You are a relic of a bygone era old


Re: "The 10 signs of aging".....What are they??

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:02 pm
by RoddersUK
Jim, theohe other three are;
Never ignore an erection.
Never trust a fart.
Never walk past a toilet without taking a piss.


Re: "The 10 signs of aging".....What are they??

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:06 pm
by RoddersUK
You know you've turned into your dad when you put a stick to one side for stirring paint.


Re: "The 10 signs of aging".....What are they??

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:22 am
by jimslip
Starting to get brand names wrong, "Can we get one of those George Fornby Grills dear?"


Re: "The 10 signs of aging".....What are they??

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:25 am
by Dave Wells
Can you repeat the question LOUDER please ?


Re: "The 10 signs of aging".....What are they??

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 6:02 pm
by jimslip
#9 Sign of ageing?

During a dinner party asking to be excused as you're just going to the toilet, standing up and then peeing all over the floor in front of your horrified guests and then sitting back down again.


Re: "The 10 signs of aging".....What are they??

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 6:52 pm
by bamboo
Ha, just did that in the allotment today...

Shit, maybe getting an allotment is number 11!!

Re: "The 10 signs of aging".....What are they??

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 3:02 am
by spider
Jim - Is one of them forgetting to update your website?

Re: "The 10 signs of aging".....What are they??

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 4:55 am
by jimslip
spider wrote:

> Jim - Is one of them forgetting to update your website?

No, we haven't forgotten at all, it was that Angel has been so successfull in bringing traffic and delighted emails, that for the first time in 10 years we've allowed an update to just be left in situ for one more week! Transmission will be resumed as usual with another new babe next week!!grin!