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'My fault': from the Roman Catholic confessional response 'mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa'.
Now, where's that Wyborowa? And bring me another nun. And some Capstans, there's football on the telly.

Yes jj, she,s your maternal nan.
My nan used to bake bread, we called it nan bread, strange that eh, what a small world.....




I,ll make brew.

I am sure your granny was a lovely person and therefor could not be related to DS Fleming. He has an uncanny knack of upsetting me by turning up at my gaff and saying silly things. He asked me what I was doing at a particular time i.e, when the pies got stolen from the CID fridge. I told him to sod off. He then went round to my brothers place and said I was a drunken oaf before searching for the missing pies. Charming.

I really dont like DS Fleming. He is a very silly man. And he is a bit fat. And he is rather ugly. Hope he is not a forumite otherwise I will be getting an early morning wake-up call.

He plays golf with my doctor you know.

Yes Your Holliness. Please forgive me. I am a sinner.

Its latin Steve. If you have any mates who are lawyers or catholics then ask them. No other people use latin other than lawyers and my uncle.