Porridge

[David Johnson]

Course when you get a yes vote for independence each Scottish person will get served porridge in a gold dessert bowl on a velvet cushion by vestal virgins sashaying down the streets paved with gold. Based on the huge oil wealth, each Scotsman will have a racing camel and several wives.

Or maybe it won't turn out quite like that...............

[Arginald Valleywater]

You forgot the Lear Jet and Aston Martin DJ......McSalmond was in Carlisle this week meeting local businesses who trade across the border and he went down like a slow puncture, only with less charisma.

[Cuntybollocks]

There will be no yes.

It ain't gonna happen David!!

[David Johnson]

I will leave you to argue the toss about that with Fat Mick. I'm just a southern namby pampy who has milk in his porridge.

[Panties]

"It is neither grey nor sludge, not if it's made properly. Perhaps you might want to try some before you pass judgement, or do you just stick to a "sausage sarnie" and a mug of "cha"?."

I have tried the stuff many times, beginning in school and on various trips to Scotland fishing.

As for what I would stick to? You have me wrong there, old boy. I would stick to smoked salmon and very creamy scrambled eggs washed down with Blue Mountain coffee.

[Cuntybollocks]

"I have tried the stuff many times"

If you did not like it the first time then why do it again?. Are you stupid?.

[Panties]

Because every time I've been foolish enough to listen to people that say "Ah but you haven't tried the way I make it" In school there was no option if you wanted anything for breakfast.

When I say many, it just seems like a lot, but less than five times since I was 18 which was 40 years ago. Is that enough for me to have my own opinion on it? Do I need to try it more or less to satisfy you that I don't like it?