It's (oh, shit-deleted)

[magoo]

Is that the Derek & Clive I sent you? Good isnt it? Sorry about the lack of brightness on the tape (blame those Polygram cunts).

By the way JJ you got mixed up. Lizard never uses apostrophes only commas. See the ancient thread re Frank Skinner and Rabbi Badiel where he was informed by Alec about where to locate the apostrophe on his keyboard. Alas Alecs advice fell upon deaf ears. :.)

[The Prophet JJ]

.....no man's a prophet in his own country.
Except perhaps me.
But I could well be mistooken............

[buttsie]

Of course it is....the quality all adds to the aroma of rampant depravity...biggest selling comedy duo of their time

I never realised how realistic blow up dolls were until I saw it

I wonder when the Cathy Barry Doll will be available?
Its the logical extension Mouse Mat,Key Ring & Action Doll?

cheers
B...OZ

[magoo]

What? A Derek & Clive keyring? Yeah ok that would be ok. But a blow-up doll of Peter Cook? Shiver me timbers matey boy! I used to be a sea going chap.

[Hugh Jampton]

Oh, for fu*k's sake

I KNOW, I KNOW, IT WAS A JOKE !!

[alec]

Well, don't give up the day job.

[Hugh Jampton]

Hey, if only you knew