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If he is from the area I believe him to be from then he most likely carries a screw-driver all the time.

Oy Chris did you nick my wheel-trims?

Sorry Chris mate. I am stereotyping folk from your neck of the woods. Dont worry I wont tell a soul where your from. I got enough of that when I told people where I came from. OK! Or as Mr Mackie would say "M`kaay".

Magoo (who also gets a load of stick for coming from the land of Tracky Bottoms and hidden screwdrivers and bus-stops full of teenagers drinking white cider)

Christ....you lot thought a bottle opener accidently dropped on the foot was bad.....I've always wanted a 10" cock but after a severe pounding with a steak mallet I never expected it to be 10" wide !!!!....OUCH !!!. The wrath and retribution of Layla is something to behold.

Right on with the washing-up.

Cheers Cornish Chris.

Hey I never knew you were into all that s & m stuff Chris - I know people would pay good money to be beaten up that way.....