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If you had only taken my professional advice and invested in a few crates of highland dew, you probably would not have whatever you have.
Anyway, re your return, I suppose we've all got to drag out the dictionary and thesaurus in the vain hope that these feeble instuments will provide some small protection from the mighty mace of your intellect.
Chairman Miaow says hello, too.

JJ, you get better soon mate, only Magoo and Buttsie have kept this forum buzzing the last few days, and we've missed your intelligent wit and sense of humour!!

.....Christ, if I ever write a book, this stuff would do a lot better than the usual publisher's puff !!
Yours, frantically scribbling.............