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Please girls read my posting on "Did anyone watch channel 4 last night". I beg you! I implore you! You will gain NOTHING from these people!

Wish I was that machine.

Pardon me for being so negative but hasn?t THE PRINCESS of SARCASM (Trisha) had more marriage problems than the call centre at Relate? And hasn?t she also suffered more break downs than the AA on a bank holiday Monday. I?m sure she?s also worked in Australia diagnosing kangaroos as to why they are so fcuking violent towards dippy tarts asking their mates silly questions.

What a level headed show the Trisha special will be entitled,
My mother is a drunk, My dad shags the dog and my brother puts his dick in the manhole cover outside yet I?m a BORN AGAIN Christian Porn Star!

Hoorah for Trish and she does it all for FREE

Perhaps the new Pope will cannonise Trishia, since she seems to be able to solve even the most complicated problem,instantly, with one her sanctimonious diatribes.
Mind you I've noticed on the new series, they have been letting less overweight women with Croydon face lifts into the audience.
Perhaps they installed a width-restrictor at the studio entrance.

Now James if I didn?t know better I?d assume you are not to keen on our royal princess of sarcasm. I feel I should point out that having the problems in life she as is bound to leave anyone bitter twisted and un sympathetic. Quite how she is able to grace our screens daily with such boil and smarmy glances is far beyond a mere mortal like me. If you could bring yourself to read her biography you would understand that at the age of 6 she was frightened silly by a common household spider which resulted in her hating everyman ever to draw breath for not saving her from such humiliation. Then at the age of 9 she was outside when it started raining causing her clothes to get wet and a passionate hatred for the textile industry. Aged 11 a bus went over a bump in the road with her inside triggering a deep loathing for every motor vehicle owner in the universe and just when life should have owed her a living she was expected to perform on national television for boat loads of cash. This last problem was actually made worse by the fact in interfered with her marriage breakdowns and mental health issues.

Its time we gave her a little slack and encouraged all our fellow men to do the same and stopped watching her show.

It?s only fair!

Are you suggesting that by watching her show, we are, as men, in effect harrassing her?

No Mr James not at all.

What I am suggesting is that by watching her show we are making her RICHER!