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Re: Wanted seven midgets
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 7:37 pm
by Bayleaf
Might be easier to find one very tall girl than seven short blokes?
Re: Wanted seven midgets
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 7:59 pm
by stripeysydney
Iasked the very same question to my mate,while trying not to be offensive or rude!
Right,the difference is.......a midget is small but has limbs in proportion to the torso,etc.While with a dwarf the limbs are slightly stuntedi.e not in proportion to the body.Also with dwarfism they tend to have problems with their joints in their hands/elbows,and as a consequence are not very strong physically.where as a midget can be very strong for their size.
I hope that helps you.
P.S dont ever call a dwarf a midget and vice versa they get shirty about that!
Re: Wanted seven midgets
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 5:06 am
by mart
What about a reverse "Alan Ladd"?
Mart
Apologies for going off topic here.
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 9:44 pm
by Lex Luger
But I would marry his grandaughter and take her to romantic walks in the beach with me.
Re: Wanted seven midgets
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 11:09 am
by Phil mCc
Don't pat them on the head either, I worked beside one in a show in Holland where he was dressed as a cowboy. I had to shag the dwarf's bird (who was about 5'9") but I kept calling him wee man (after the infamous wee Burny from Rab C) and patting him on the head so he got pissed off with me. threatened to headbut my Kneecaps and all that.
I will shoot the stills for free Mike just so as I can watch please might even pay to shoot them for a laugh. Is it going to be a short story you are doing. There was a cartooon version of this called Snow White and the Seven perverts....Remmy got nicked for having the cover of it in our car years ago...
Phil McC
Re: Wanted seven midgets
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 11:30 am
by rrankin
Hi Phil,
Did you ever get to shag Bridget Powerz (Bridget the Midget). I have fantasies about her.
Bob
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Re: Wanted seven midgets
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 12:05 pm
by nachovx
I'm not big on watching films with dwarfs in them, even regular movies. No disrespect to dwarfs, but it's not my thing.
Re: Wanted seven midgets
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 10:18 pm
by Phil mCc
No but met her a couple of times she is really nice.....probably would tho,
Phil McC
Re: Wanted seven midgets
Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 3:49 pm
by eroticartist
Phil,
I have not found one male dwarf yet!
Mike
Re: Wanted seven midgets
Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 7:35 pm
by Will Hagen
Why not book Angel Long - she's about 8'2" tall and get 7 blokes from this forum to kneel on their shoes. Hey presto 7 dwarves and a blonde Snow White.
