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What get to fuck the Trisha Audience?

Yes,
I would like to volunteer also.
Than you can go behind my back and put my segment into a Channel 4 season entitled 'The Dark Side of Documentary Researching' and explain how my current vocation is a result of childhood sexual abuse and social deprivation.

I am perfectly willing for you to completely ruin my life in the name of 'bums on seats'!

Yeah, you know tie them up like the dirty porno bastards we are etc etc etc !!!!

As a broadcast TV cameraman with 10 years experience, I would love to offer my services. I of course would love to be paid, but understand that it would be "good experience" for me, and will therefore do it for free!

I will of course supply the kit at no extra cost.

At the end I would also like to buy a copy from you for my showreel.

Why Jimslip thankya kindly good sir.

Oh mar I'm gonna be a star respected by the millions all laughing at me on national tele and calling me a wanka as they speed by in their swankey motorvehicles.

DG

Stardom at any price must be a good thing

Glad to have your offer. Of course we would need names and addresses of close relatives, in order that we can dispatch our mobile "Trisha Audience" to.
We will be glad to ruin your reputation both as a cameraman and a person.........all at no expense to yourself!

Yes of course YOU need to tell your side of the story. But if you'd like, we'll tell your side of the story FOR YOU! Albeit with a few embelishments, ie interviews in silhouette, against a Draylon sofa. Your voice "Disguised" etc. Don't worry, we will make you look really SLEAZY!................It's our job!

This is so exiting - daddy says that I can use me inheritance to invest in the project and pay everyone lot's of money.

But only if you promise not to tarnish the family name of De Fooqwit.

By the way Dave did u get my email?