Beginner seeks advice

[Crimpo]

In theory you're right Buttsie but frankly the good men of HM Customs seem to me to make up the rules as they go along -

Rule 1 - Oh I quite fancy that so I reckon I'll nab it

Rule 2 - Refer you to Rule One

err...that's it

[Ace]

A mate of a mate tells me he went to a HM Customs party and the amount of booze, fags and porn showing made his eyes water. Its all confiscated stuff and now and then they destroy a minor amount for the camera's to show Joe Public smuggling results in confiscation and disposal. Whilst the HM boys don't take any of their booty home, there parties are legendary.

[shaun?]

I live round the corner form a customs establishment and the place is equipped with a furnace, and when it first opened life was mellow if the wind direction was right:?).

[P R Mann]

Hey Bill what's the problem man? Loads of punters have been ordering, and later on enjoying, the Lura Singer DVD/video, so what's stoping you? There are folks in place waiting to take your order now.

P R Mann

[woodgnome]

it is against the law to mail order r18 videos within the uk but customs will interfere with porn ordered from abroad, ONLY if it breaches the r18 guidelines, set by the bbfc.

check joe king's r18 faq in the miscellany, for more detailed information.

[Andy]

The floors in the bogs at HM Customs must get pretty sticky