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See what I'm saying Graham. Better than an apology..and some work out of it too.

Hi Walter. the decision to put it on there rests squarely with me and not UKAP.

It was never our intention to mock or see as amusement what went on with the auditions. If blokes are put off by it in future then thats great,thats half the battle done to a bunch of time wasters and before Alice in Blunderland pipes up...We dont do these auditions for chancers to cop a shag from a porn star. if that is in their mind and they succeed then a hearty round of applause, come and join the club, shag and make a merry penny or two.

...And why shouldnt we use the footage? It was documented to show other potential people what goes on behind the scenes.

I couldnt think of a better reality check and I would like to think that those who have seen this and not been put off will be better prepared now they know.

Maybe next time we'll give the blokes a cuddle and speak in soft hushed voices to aid their erections and give em a frendly wank and maybe a few candles to make the mood more romantic eh?

The way I see it, those that can do it under those conditions can do it anywhere. Those that are easily psyched are best left to amateur evels whre those blokes did not want to be. the best paying jobs are professional.

How many other ways can I say the same thing??

Hi samsung, its not a question of the best available as in that was what turned up on the day. There was supposed to be another 10 that didnt show up for whatever reason.

I dont see the point knocking those who did turn up. Besides that is a reflection of what goes on all the time in the business. Do yu think we just open crates to get new good guys?

If I was you mate I'd worry about getting your "homepage" sorted out -
it just produces an error when clicked on. !thumbsdown!

Graham

Hello Stormchild

Thanks for your comments. Yes I have moved on and getting things off my chest was a part of it.

Graham

Hi Terry

Thankyou for your reply and kind comments. Yes maybe I have taken things a little too seriously but I was just so incensed by Georges "10 seconds" quip. Anyhow I think he has probably shot himself in the foot with this comment and pointing out to everyone that he did not speak to me again has made me feel a lot better. I had moved on from the auditions but seeing the video brought it all back again - I'm sure you understand. Also I'm sure you will learn lessons for any future auditions.
As you've already said if 20+ guys were supposed to attend then the 8 that did deserve credit just for turning up. As you've pointed out in another reply hopefully some work may actually be coming my way so a positive outcome in the end hopefully. I'm happy to draw a line under things and move on.

Best regards
Graham

Hello Jim

Thankyou for your very interesting comments - good to know ageism is not so prevalent in Europe. Congratulations on your success which shows there is a place for older people too.
Yes thanks for the work offer - I'll email you my contact details shortly.

Best regards
Graham

I suppose you could give them a wank to start them off

but with a camera in one hand a name change is needed

how about one handed wanker

No Better not that's way too insulting best just stick too one eyed jack

Disclaimer

No offence meant in above comments

I like that One Handed Wanker, The .com is available too.

Ummmmmm I may steal ummmm artistically borrow that

I was told when i started at 37 yrs old by a producer that i would be a one off because nobody wants to see an older woman in lots of films, as always with some of these big shot producers he suffered from head in the clouds syndrome.
He was wrong because the older i am getting the more popular i've got, if i had listened to this producer i would have give up.
I was one of the first female gonzo's / producers in the UK & i now thank this bloke who faded into the unknown with all my heart for being such an arsehole at the time.

Kim xxx

Hey Kim, Freddie gets ribbed about it but I know he is doing really well out of it. So whose laughing now huh? LOL

I think for all the knocks amateur pron gets, a lot of egotisitical producers of high end do not realise this industry is being taken over by the amateur collective who prefer their porn real.

Ultimately I say, young or old, desert island high production or council estate bog standard amateur...It all works. Everything else is just time wasting.

Leave it to the fans to bicker among themselves. Thats what the BGAFD is here for.

GDW alls good. It brought a smile to my face and thats what counts.

Hey Graham: I'm glad you have risen above the situation. I reckon people do understand when watching that clip and you have to remember when ever you get your whanger out for an audience that you will be under scrutiny so you need to have a bit of a thick skin to do this. I get pops and digs all the time from spineless keyboard warriors hiding behind anonymous profiles so I'm not immune to it either.