Formerly Freshly Sliced Child

[Mankind]

I love Delta Goodrem 4ever

NWA/FWA/WWE

[Richy]

You won't be into texting, then jj! Neither am I...neither am I..........

[jj]

Only way I can do it is with the end of a biro, like a bloody Stylophone, the keypad's so small......and I can't see the display without me glasses either.
Easier just to use a very big megaphone, if I want to abuse someone.
Or hit them with a large pumpkin.

[Richy]

..or better still, chuck the bloody phone at 'em !

You don't happen to know the title of the Uncle Ben film I mention above, do you jj? I thought I had a copy, but I've been unable to locate it. I'm sure it was one of his earlier ones, before he re-named and re-shuffled them around?

[jj]

It's so small, it wouldn't leave a mark.
Banned in Britain, BTW. But it's not much of an anal- she didn't seem very keen.

[Richy]

That's the one, thanks. Yeah, she didn't seem keen, did she, rather surprising when you consider she was Marinos girlfriend at the time.