Documentary for Sky One

[Phil McC]

Blind John's lab gave it a full inspection, then pissed on the tyre. I don't ring any more, it's cheeper to work and buy strait, the only draw back is the lack of Mars Bars & Fu***ng Spangles. (get someone to explain). I am planning a new Fuck Truck tour this summer with a new crew and a great new web-site to back it up.

Phil McC

[Rt Hon J.Walker]

Jim,
I volunteer on the simple basis that you parked that Fucking Truck outside the former MA Headquarters innumerable times and I NEVER GOT PAID.
However, since it led to Sex Booze 'n Rock and Roll,(and I lovew you anyway) I suppose it is to late to sue your foreign arse.
Mind you, I ever hear you hit the winning no's. I'll DEFINATELY do it. Jock or ney. (UNLESS, I am freed from VAT, VD,VC etc)

[martin kane]

that should be great, i liked the fucktruck idea, still gonna jump out from behind the camera and take advantage of all the girls are you? (you lucky git)

[Phil McC]

Well I am not sure, the BBFC have said I am offensive (asked to cut me naked riding a scooter) and asked if we could subtitle to English. so maybe I will let a fresh stud have a go, My days of traveling round the country iin my old van shagging ugly housewifes for Remmington are over I think. On that note I have heard recenty I should have been getting paid for shagging them so Remmington owes me 200x5x3+travel+accom=sod all,
Phil McC

[martin kane]

sod getting paid ,id do it for free any day of the bloody week

[jj (who?)]

Works for me.
Phwooooarrrrr......
I'd really rather not have some patronising, ill-educated asshole
'documentarise' me.
Again.