Fuckn hell where's Icey?

[Sam Slater]

I've picked the winner every year since it started.

Not 'picked' as in 'my choice', just picked as in 'the obvious choice'.

I could probably tell you the winner right now.

[Sam Slater]

Nope.

Usually:

a. A girl that's posted frequently that year on the forums, flirting with the forumites and telling us how horny she's always, apparently, feeling.

b. A contracted girl for a company who influences things by spending lots of cash buying numerous tables at the awards ceremony.

c. A girl who does lots of bukakke and gang-bang shoots with walk in members of the public at seedy parties. (if you've shot your load over the girls face a few times that year it helps when it comes to voting time)



Category a, and c usually turns up the winner, but after last year you can't rule out category b.

Forumites; it's over to you.

[Sam Slater]

Though not my personal choice, d is much better than a, b, or c.

[Pervert]

Since I have bought nothing by any of the performers this year, I'll do the same as last year and just vote for someone in an "I'm voting because it is my democratic right" sort of way.