The Jade Goody business: a new low for Britain?

[Peter]

max_tranmere wrote:

Apparently
> Michelle Ryan, former Bionic Woman and former Eastenders star,
> will play her.

I suspect Matt Lucas will play the role in the last part of her life, the "Doing it for mi kids" period.

[dynatech]

I hear the Michelle Ryan thing is just a tabloid cover-up - the Silver Stoat Clifford is currently in the U.S. trying to tempt Miss Piggy out of retirement to play the star-role (or should that be roll?)