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Damn!
Why didn't I think of that.

It's always afterwards that the apposite response comes to mind,
isn't it?.
I did think : "slither away, you slimy snivelling piece of excrement
on the world's pubes, you plangent sulphurous fart from Beelzebub's
arse-crack", but I thought that was going it a bit strong.

I stand abashed, O Master Perv.

How's tricks, BTW?
Still sending emails to the wrong address, you senile old fuckah?
Stay off the Malt : -)

Yeah...custard-pies at 20 paces.

JJ
I'm still going strong thanks, although J.Walker,Esq and myself do not confer much these days

Seems the only way yer gonna die is if someone sticks a stake
through yer heart : -)

And 'cunt' or 'prick' are on average 50% likely to be correct : -)

!love!

You don't know what swearing is, any of you, unless of course you have been on the receiving end of a Drill Sergeants wrath for fucking up on the drill square. Turning left instead of right soon gets the wax cleared from your ears I can tell you.
The best bollocking I ever had in 22 years was in Singapore when I didn't return to camp for midnight curfew the night before I flew home after 2? years in the Far East. The camp RSM bollocked me rigid and threatened to make me pay for my own flight home. He never repeated himself once and I was well and truly abused. I just kept shtumm incase he did chuck me in jail so that I missed my flight and would have to pay my own way. ?300 was a lot of dosh in 1968 when I was only paid 10quid a week!

Swearing in forums?
Go over to YouTube and post a comment that's not very positive on one of those dance videos. Then wait for the Chavs to get back to you! lol