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That's gotta be the unlikeliest simile I've come across in years : -)
What? Full of coal-dust, floodwater, screams, dead miners, and broken timbers?

Perhaps a lukewarm, collapsed Yorkshire pud; or an old damp flannel that you've
just blown your nose with, might be nearer the mark....
... as you can see, I've had some experience with what might ungallantly be
called 'mingers' : -))

If it comes from the comic evil genius that is Boyle, I am in no position to carp.

'Ex'? Do you know something I don't? I thought he'd left MTW just to 'pursue
other projects'.

I think it's just something you either have or you don't! I have a SUPER tight pussy and I'm constantly sticking things in it! Those lucky enough to stick their magic wands inside me have always said that I'm tighter than anyone they've ever experienced and even I struggle to get things in it sometimes. I've done alot of dancing since I was little and I know it's all to do with your muscles down there. You can do pelvic floor muscle workouts to get them nice and tight again if you were abit slack and I know that Horse Riding is good for the old muscles down there! I find I'm lucky enough to be naturally tight (unless it is the dancing that does it), but I've heard stories from my lad mates about virgin ladies with slack holes!!! So I just think all pussies come in different shapes and sizes.

Best bloody laugh I've had in a long time!

From experience, I've known ladies where it is like trying to use your little finger to plug up the North Atlantic, & other ladies where just 1 or 2 digits is a bit of a push, until they are sexually aroused.

right on point ! agreed

paul markham wrote:

> A tight pussy is one that's not ready to be fucked, it needs
> some more fore play to get it ready.
>
> Or one that the females has developed her muscles so she can
> squeeze the cock during sex.
>
> In my experience it has little to do with the amount of sex a
> girl has had. In fact as a girls vagina muscles contract on
> orgasm the more sex the better her muscles should be.
>
> In my experience as a producer a pussy that readily accepts a
> cock is a sign of a good lube.
>
> Sorry for breaking some myths. !oops! !oops!
>
>

the wetter the pussy the slacker it feels. make her less excited i guess ??? l o l