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Re: Does anyone here ever have sex?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 9:56 pm
by jj
Digging ditches?
I thought it was lorry-driving......
Or just holding down two jobs?
Re: Does anyone here ever have sex?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 9:58 pm
by jj
Be afraid.....be VERY afraid.....they don't call him the Gay Pirate for nothing.
[He has to pay them, of course: what did you THINK I meant?]
Re: Does anyone here ever have sex?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 10:09 pm
by Goater
Can assure you i have no problems with my looks, physique or todger size. No i'm nothing to do with porn so i'm talking about the real world for me.
Re: Does anyone here ever have sex?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 10:17 pm
by John McEnroe
Time management mate....its not rocket science
Watching porn,surfing the net and then posting to a forum doesn't take 24 hours of the day....1/2 hours a day...same amount of time most people spend watching the TV whilst doing nothing other than turning into a vegetable
As to the question of the last time I had sex
Simple statitics will show you its not only hardcore porn forumites who don't get laid each and every single day-a stupid example if i may say so
Do you beleive in sex outside marriage or a committed relationship?
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Does anyone here ever have sex?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 10:21 pm
by jj
On the assumption that this isn't trollery (I don't think it is), I'd say that the average punter (asuming I'm average) will go from the 'kid in a sweetshop', buying all and everything, to jaded and VERY choosy about his purchases inside a matter of months, and then to perhaps total eschewal possibly in only a a very few months more. I don't know if this a general experience, or if it says that much about the state of the market.....but I certainly believe that however inventive (which isn't really very much), porn is subject to the Law of Diminishing returns in terms of 'viewer satisfaction'. Again, and only for me, porn can never be as good as my own fantasies or experiences: the former can't be tailored finely enough, the latter can't compete on grounds of physical reality.
I'd guess that the social side is more complicated: porn 'abuse' may be a result of social inadequacy (not in my case- I'm perfectly OK at the mating game, but my professional life is such that my free time is somewhat limited, and I work in a largely all-male environment: and anyway, as I've explained, my physical needs are already adequately taken care of), but I can speak only for myself. I'd concede that porn-addiction as a syndrome is possible, with all the usual deleterious effects of any addiction, social isolation included, but for me at least it simply doesn't have a strong enough 'hook' to make it addictive: put simply, I have too many other interests and ambitions.
Re: FAO: Lizard
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 10:22 pm
by jj
.....as long as they're not Nacho Vidals.........
Re: Does anyone here ever have sex?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 11:26 pm
by magoo
Agree with JJ. I have not bought any porn since last October. After a few years of buying everything that took my fancy I got bored with it. And also ran out of money. Now I occasionally get out one of my favourite vids to have a quick one off the wrist but not that often. And I am very fussy/selective about which films I watch. Theres only about 1% of porn that I will bother with as opposed to 70% five or six years ago. The same applies to sattelite porn. I look at the schedules and nine times out of ten cant be bothered to switch on the telly. Hence finding my self in here most nights chewing the fat with the assorted fruitcakes.
There has not been much shagging at Magoo Mansions lately but I dont think thats to do with porn. Its just all the other day to day crap that interferes with social activities. I am far from socially inadequate and find that I am well liked by the small number of women I do meet and have no problem making female friends. Some of them even have even found me attractive providing I was sober at the time. Its men who mistakenly think porn is an accurate and realistic portrayal of female sexuality in the real world who are going to have problems with women. Porn per se is not the problem. Its how able the viewer is to seperate it from real life that matters. Any hobby can disrupt your social life if you allow it to take up too much time. And that includes forumising. But as Dibble pointed out its a social activity of sorts and as Buttsie said better than sitting infront of the telly whatching cookery shows and getting angry about Jamie Olivers annoying Essex mannerisms.
Re: Does anyone here ever have sex?
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 12:15 am
by Caractacus
I thought you were supposed to be a Bermudan sheik?
As for Mr Wrench, if I'm not talking about my sex life to friends, why the hell should I tell you? And what does it matter to anyone anyway?
Re: Does anyone here ever have sex?
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 12:59 am
by John McEnroe
Shouldn't believe everything you read
Especially when its posted to 'Ultimate Fantasy'....lol
chow
JM
Re: Does anyone here ever have sex?
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:14 am
by Caractacus
Game, set and match.