time machine

[buttsie]

I didn't discover Grease until I ran out of KY jelly

Bloody dirty stuff but it did the job

Just like glad wrap was a makeshift condom-so I've been told

cheers
B....OZ

[steve56]

i use johnsons shampoo.

[Wink Wink]

I hope he know's you do - he might want it back. LOL

[steve56]

we share it,love to have a bath with the bgafd girls.

[Wink Wink]

If you REALLY wanted to go back in time what would you do:

Jog Lee Harvey Oswald's arm & say "Sorry Mate" just as he was about to shoot Kennedy? Thus changing a moment in Amercian history.

Tell the captain of the Titantic to mind the iceberg?

Tell Hitler not to join the army cos it won't get him anywhere?

Stuff like that?

[steve56]

well it would be nice to stop all these wars but you cant get through to fanatics really.

[buttsie]

Fuck that for a joke...stopping one bad event would only lead to another eventually

As has been well documented those that rise to the top become thoroughly corrupted by the power wether they were good or evil to start with.

I'd be puttin buns in the oven 7 days a week

Populate the Earth with Buttsies...the new master race

Beer swilling thong-short & singlet wearing Yobbos

Our motto...why do today what you can do next year

cheers
B...OZ

[Wink Wink]

All hail to the mighty buttsie's.

[buttsie]

No false gods of my earth

You're shout...I'll have a keg of beer-anykind
cheers
B....OZ

[Wink Wink]

Was going to say "We are not worthy" & bow to your greatness.........but I won't bother now!!

I throw a tinnie your way..........."Catch"