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Re: time machine
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 5:48 am
by buttsie
I didn't discover Grease until I ran out of KY jelly
Bloody dirty stuff but it did the job
Just like glad wrap was a makeshift condom-so I've been told
cheers
B....OZ
Re: time machine
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 5:55 am
by steve56
i use johnsons shampoo.
Re: time machine
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 6:01 am
by Wink Wink
I hope he know's you do - he might want it back. LOL
Re: time machine
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 6:05 am
by steve56
we share it,love to have a bath with the bgafd girls.
Re: time machine
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 6:06 am
by Wink Wink
If you REALLY wanted to go back in time what would you do:
Jog Lee Harvey Oswald's arm & say "Sorry Mate" just as he was about to shoot Kennedy? Thus changing a moment in Amercian history.
Tell the captain of the Titantic to mind the iceberg?
Tell Hitler not to join the army cos it won't get him anywhere?
Stuff like that?
Re: time machine
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 6:08 am
by steve56
well it would be nice to stop all these wars but you cant get through to fanatics really.
Re: time machine
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 6:36 am
by buttsie
Fuck that for a joke...stopping one bad event would only lead to another eventually
As has been well documented those that rise to the top become thoroughly corrupted by the power wether they were good or evil to start with.
I'd be puttin buns in the oven 7 days a week
Populate the Earth with Buttsies...the new master race
Beer swilling thong-short & singlet wearing Yobbos
Our motto...why do today what you can do next year
cheers
B...OZ
Re: time machine
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 6:39 am
by Wink Wink
All hail to the mighty buttsie's.
Re: time machine
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 7:28 am
by buttsie
No false gods of my earth
You're shout...I'll have a keg of beer-anykind
cheers
B....OZ
Re: time machine
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 8:14 am
by Wink Wink
Was going to say "We are not worthy" & bow to your greatness.........but I won't bother now!!
I throw a tinnie your way..........."Catch"