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Nice one.

But allow me to add a postscript (PS) to that.

Buttsie is a really good bloke. He is not only a handsome bronzed greek god of love. He is also a very generous and nice guy.

So sorry Buttsie for accusing you of being a sheepshagger. So soorry for slagging off your country. If you want you can tell Howard I am stalking him. He is a sexy babe that Howard fella. I want to make Howard realise my love for him.

I'm sorry too

Mutanthalibut dude. If there is one thing hard guys like Buttsie hate its us Brits apologising all the time. Its just so wimpy pommy. These Oz blokes are top notch. Check my service record. I served with a few Oz bods. They are nice bods.

Sorry if thats too blunt.

Where are you JJ you horrid little man?

Sparky from Southpark was not gay. He was just artistic mm'kaay. Your all wrong m'kay.

And thats a fact mm'kaaaay

Why don't you tell him yourself

He's currently in Britain doing some show called Fish-O-Mania

Said something about being in third place...bush,blair & howard?

cheers
B....OZ

PS No offence taken with the sheep jokes but please a handsome bronzed greek I can do without

Tall,Skinny,Pale White & Perverted will do just fine

Its what I put in all my job applications

Worked a treat so far...no interviews...lol

I did consider telling him myself Buttsie old bean. Howard seems an idiotic sort of chap. A sort of Australian Dibble but less intellegent. I hope Dibble appreciates that as a compliment.

I changed my mind about annoying Ron when I saw the close protection team he had with him. They are all ex SAS and not to be tangled with. I mean if I was to run up and blow a raspberry in his face and then bare my arse at him I might get shot to bits with proper live ammo. Still it would make funny footage though. Here lies magoo killed in action against an Aussie fella called Ron who thought Tony and George were his mates. Howards pathetic attempts to join in on Blair and Bushs war were so sad. And I say that without meaning any disrespect to the Aussie soldiers who took part. They are well trained (by us) but Ron seems a bit of a dopey tosser IMHO.

Buttsie you live in the most amazing country with the most amazing wildlife (not Ron) and such wonderfull natural landscapes and plants and mammals and marsupials. We Brits only take the piss because we are jealous of you. I would love to live on the doorstep of such wonders of nature (once again I dont mean Ron). Having said that you can keep your Funnel Web Spiders and your Brown Snakes. We thought Thatcher was bad but those venomous critters are worse. I believe there is a nest of Dibbles in the outback. Pesticides should get rid of them.

You know Ron is a lawyer by trade...says it all really

Which animal in the outback best represents Dibble

Water Buffalo,Camel,Fox,Emu?

We might have the most poisonous collection of native wildlife but you've got the worst of the lot...'The English Hooligan'...no known antidote that I'm aware of...where as the funny web spider isn't fatal every time...brown snakes are fine if you don't step on them...so no pissing in high grass whilst wearing thongs

I've always wondered wether there are training camps like the terrorists have.Came to the conclusion they were training at the local boozer every chance they could get...Who taught them I wonder or did it just come naturally?

cheers
B....OZ Celtic...First Class

Ron a lawyer!!! That just goes to prove all lawyers are cocks. Tony Blair is a barrister but had to give it up due to being useless in Court. Same with Mickey Howard the Tory slug. Tony was such a shit lawyer that he never won a case. If you put me up against either of them in Court I would wipe the floor with the twats.

I reckon all lawyers are thick and whats more I have the documents to prove it! Now try and disprove that young fella me lad.

All rise.

Would any person having further ado before the twisted court of Magoo gather forth at 10.00am tomorrow. God save the Queen.

And may the Lord have mercy on your soul. (puts black cap on his head before sniggering gleefully as he sentences someone to be transported to Australia.......A fate worse than the gallows)

The english hooligan is a protected species.

As for training camps I think Thatcherism helped to create the mentality that makes us Brits the scourge of the world in footy terms. Nah I am just making that up in an attempt to annoy Dibble. The reality is we are a bunch of twats who disgrace ourselves internationaly. But hey who cares? We can still kick Johnny Foreigners arse when we think the other team is winning. And whats more we also show a total lack of gentlemanlly sportsmanship by booing and hissing while our guests national anthem is sung by their team.

Thats what makes me proud to be British. Our total lack of decorum and manners. Britain is certainly going downhill. We lack the class and elegance of say the Italians but we could beat them in a fight. I blame the Vikings for invading us. And the Normans. And those Saxon fuckers didnt help. As a mongrel race we Brits seem to have taken on all the bad traits of our invaders. Including the Jocks.....Hadrian had the right idea building that wall......the Romans realised Scotland was a hopeless case and put a wall up to keep the hairy ginger jocks out. The Roman Empire covered all of Europe but they realised Scotland was a no go area due to the deep fried Mars Bars and ritual violence. Well done Hadrian old son.