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Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 4:39 pm
by jj
Try again.......but remember: three attempts, and you're out.

Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 4:45 pm
by jj
......a nurse related to me the tale of an A&E admission (female) who had rather unwisely been 'entertaining' herself with a light-bulb (she omitted to mention whether it was mains-connected), until it shattered.
She apparently lost several pints of blood.
Cucumbers and other gourds are also apparently very popular: and of course, good for your health (when used in the recommended fashion).........
As to the main question: yes, it is possible; yes, I've seen it on a gay vid; and no, you can't ask why I was watching a gay video.
Well, you can, but I ain't telling........

Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 4:50 pm
by steve56
both i should think?

Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 4:52 pm
by jj
Autoerotic, at a guess.......

Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 6:18 pm
by Mart
"Armageddon"

Mart

Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 7:30 pm
by Goater
Isn't it amazing that by starting this pointless thread that someone has gained a 'Smith & Jones' video or something from it? Odd indeed

Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 7:32 pm
by Goater
Yes, that is the phrase but i was just being silly.

Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 8:11 pm
by jj
?

Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 8:12 pm
by jj
I knew that.

Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 8:14 pm
by buttsie
Certainly not

Self sufficient i would have thought

cheers
B....OZ