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Best bet is plenty of good scotch. Either works for you or it does'nt-either way you know for sure-no need to guess.

Maybe he's into that time honored tradition which a female friend(nurse) of mine told me about.

Every three/four months they get guys coming into casualty with dead Gerbils in their ass.Apparently if you stick a gerbil up your ass it heads straight for the prostate gland and scratches like buggery trying to get out.

Not something I'm in a hurry to try.

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And sometimes they use hamsters.

Thats where The Petshop Boys got thier name from.

And there were rumours that Richard Geer was also a rodent smuggler.

In an issue of Viz comic a character called Maurice Day (sexual pervert) tried it with a Rottwieler which had to be surgicaly removed from his back passage.

Fuck that, gerbils have TEETH.
And I thought I was mad..........

Gerbils no Hampsters yes JJ?

All for the love of the "Prostrate" Gland.

On the other perplexing question better cumshots whats it going to be,
Scotch Or Milk?


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I read on this forum (I think) about 'someone' injecting their nads with fluid to give them more liquid to expel during the cum shot. Was that here? Anyone remember what it was all about?

Anyway, it sounds like a fucking dumb idea.

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. Or anywhere, in fact.

Surely it depends on how long the bloke goes without ejaculating. If he's using his tommy banana 5 times a day every day, every week, every month, every year, you will not be shooting much will you. But if you limit your trouser sausage to once a month you will splurge a lot more. Elementary my dear Watson...............................

Yes it is,if you're using your splurge gun 5 times a day, every day, every week, every month then you can't expect to have much of the trouser custard can you. However if you only use your trouser sausage once a blue moon, then when you do finally use it you can expect to errupt like the proverbial fire hose, try it yourself if you can go a month or so without the old trouser snake spitting it's poison. (COLD TURKEY, LONG AND PAINFULL)

Must remove potential free radicals from system everyday

doctors orders

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M: Too many free radicals, that's your problem; toxins that destroy the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and white bread. And too many dry martinis.

Bond: Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir.