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Re: How do you make a perfect cup of tea?
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:37 am
by Lizard
I love all you guy,s, but of course you are all talking bollocks!, 'YOU' NEVER make a perfect cup of tea!, you always have someone else make it for you

, preferably a nubile fit young lady wearing crotchless knickers! she should be serving it at room temperature with a massive smile on her face and should have a large supply of chocolate hob nobs, and tissues to hand.
I hope this helps.
Re: How do you make a perfect cup of tea?
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:40 am
by steve56
hi liz,how about a thread on who would you like to serve you tea id have sharon stone,kim bassinger,kathleen turner,pamela hensley.
Re: How do you make a perfect cup of tea?
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:47 am
by Lizard
Dont go there........please!
Re: How do you make a perfect cup of tea?
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:48 am
by steve56
wishful thinking on my part.
Re: How do you make a perfect cup of tea?
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:56 am
by Cornish Chris
MILK IN FIRST !!!!!!! no way, the water must hit the tea at boiling point.
This article has it just about right, save for the Earl Grey recommendation ghastly stuff, I would recommend an Assam or Dharjeling.
Cheers CC.
Re: How do you make a perfect cup of tea?
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 10:06 am
by Bronson Lee
He is part Salamander you know ?
Nothing he likes more than getting his nads out on a hot rock !
He's even been known to climb the walls to the ceiling to put them on Light bulbs !!!
Re: How do you make a perfect cup of tea?
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 11:13 am
by Paul L
How can you put milk in second

It MUST be first.
The BBC say so (see here
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3016342.stm) so it must be true!!!!
Milk first...Milk first....Milk first....Milk first.....
Re: How do you make a perfect cup of tea?
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 1:13 pm
by Lizard
The perfect xmas decoration, well! that and tinsel on Carols tits.........
Re: Milk in first?
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 1:16 pm
by Lizard
Yes!, but only if you stir it with yer knob!..............