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"Never resist an opportunity to brag, eh? "

Curses! Rumbled again!

And I thought we'd dealt with the penis envy/substitute issue a while back when I announced the arrival of mi new BMW M3 Cabriolet?

Regarding the SUV's; I've done them as well. Range Rovers, Grand Cherokee?s, etc. I only have two personal motoring Everests left to climb - A Ferrari and an Aston Martin.

Officer Dibbs

Do you mean me?, I thought you had turned your mail system off, I will mail you later, I have a......ahe,m....... appointement!

Back soon!

Never had a 74 Carrera. However, I dig what you are saying. The 1975 model 911 I had back in the 80's was, not the fastest, but certainly the most, pure, exciting and satisfying drive I have ever experienced.

But if you want to talk Yamaha, I had a well cushty Yam 250 back in 75. It was an excellent ride - I always used to toast off my mates (much to their frustration) on their Kawasakis, Hondas and Suzies. Had a Yamaha guitar to, though I never really mastered it... Yeah, loved the music, just couldn't play it.

Officer Dibbs

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me........I suspect Dibsy's real name is Giuseppina da Montefeltro di Quattro Stagioni, and that there was a nasty chidlhood accident with a passport and pair of scissors, leaving him with an unrequited yearning for Italian cars and a voice somewhere in the mezzo-castrato range, not something that would go down too well at a seedy comprehensive in Sheffield, hence a bit of healthy Northern bullying and the resultant manifest need to overcompensate........

......and do you know ALL the lyrics to YSV?
If so, I'm very, um, impressed.
Oh yes.
Um.

The Thong Remains the Thame, I believe?

Please: one Jeremy Clarkson's quite enough........
WE've dealt with the penis-envy thing, yes.

But it's clear that YOU haven't , if you still believe that a huge motor makes you better than the bloke next door.
It just makes you staistically more likely than him to die in an RTA.

"Fanny magnets" You don't know the half of it Liz. This very afternoon as you lot were doting your I's and crossing your T's, I was reclining on my leather Chesterfield having mi beef smoked by two lusty ladies who, in turn, had their 40DD's strategically deployed in my mush! Whoa! Awesome dude! Yep, I kid you not.

I recon I can bear the 'knob head' tag if it means a life of fast cars and cock-crazed ladies with giant jubblies. Anyhow, I found myself fresh out of Cinzano, but lady luck smiled upon Dibble Towers when I discovered a dusty old bottle of Lambrusso in a dark corner of mi cellar. The ladies were well chuffed, I can tell yer'.


Officer Dibble - He's a smug old Peeler

Not You're So Vain, but most of the ones to Where Do You Go To, My Lovely? (P Sarsted).

I think it's the Hilux model. Famous in NZ because of the TV commercials making frequent use of "Bugger".

Mart

I dont know how you do it Dibbsy, but I,m glad I dont.... Lambrussco! they must have been 'creaming' themselves, good on yer son!