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Dont even try to fathom it Maggs, S56 has gone off on a big one! he will be off kebab by now, so it,s safe to talk about him, I think he has been reading Hello to much, and back copies of the colostomy times, he has had a vine leaf to far, or the Greek chap has been spiking his coffee with ouzo, and rat poison, and subsequently he has finally lost his mind, and thinks he is Steely Dan, I suspect he will be kidnapping celebs next, instead of cunting them of like any normal person would.
Give him time, he may recover, and be back to just bieng mental.

Ha !!
I came up with Twelfth Shite earlier, so you have to pay a forfeit.
Which is...............






......to be Steve's cleaning-lady for the week. You must dress in 70s attire (say, Laura Ashley, with platform-boots, headscarf optional), and hum Sweet and BCR hits all day long, while a No.6 hangs from your lower lip. For his tea you will serve him a Vesta chicken curry followed by strawberry Instant Whip, washed down with a glass of banana Nesquik.
Then you will both settle down to watch Man About the House starring that excellent thespian, Mr Richard O'Sullivan, followed by Tales of the Unexpected.
An ambulance will be waiting to speed you quickly to the Institution, once your sentence is completed, in the faint hope that there might be something salvageable from your shattered psyche.

Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could do that, I like instant whip!

....enough to spend a week with S56?
Think carefully: your future sanity depends on the answer.



Scrub that: what was I THINKING of, mentioning Liz and sanity, in the same sentence?