Jessie Wallace - Sexiest Soap Artiste My Arse

[Officer Dibble]

I'm sure you're right. Sexiest soap artist? It's like trying to say who is the most beautiful woman in the world. Of course there's no such thing, though we can point to certain ladies as contenders, as we are all programmed with a similar idea of what is attractive in a lady. I don't know how Jessie got the award either; it was either a fix, or the product of simple hype. You know like FHM sexy bird awards. Those FHM dickheads wouldn't know an attractive woman if she slapped them across the face. They just vote for whomever the tabloids and tripe TV shows are talking about in any given year.

While it's true that Jessie isn't the most attractive woman in the world I must confess I find her far more appealing than most porn stars and my idea of an agreeable evening in would be with Jessie (Cat) dolled up to the 9's, sat on my knee in a cloud of perfume, while a ran my hand slowly up her skirt. Hmm, hmm, my knob?s fair throbbing at the very thought!

That Elise sorts all right, at least she's got a bit of shape. Yeah, I certainly wouldn?t turn down a feel at her jubblies.

Officer Dibbs

P. S. Of course I don't watch any of that shite either.

[jj]

Brassy does not equate with sexy.
The converse, more like.
Catherine Deneuve is sexy, chocolate is sexy, bubble bath (+ 'friend') is sexy, Kate beckinslae is sexy......what we're aiming at here is at least a modicum of sophistication, rather than a brief trouser-arouser.

[steve56]

she sure shakes her tits when she walks.