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See that Wayne Sleep? He bullies you for your dinner money.

See that Gepetto from Pinocchio, he's the leader of your gang he is.
"Oh look, I'm a real boy after all" is your gang motto.

Did you hear anyone arguing with it?

Ace Ate Ant & Dec???
Fucking hell, he's taken that Cannibal lark a bit too far.

See that Andrew Marr on the BBC News? That's your favourite pin-up. You kiss his poster every night before you go to bed.

So you cunt off my bike modification a la Fast & Spurious stylee and then you expect me to back you up you bastard!

Actually, I cunted off Williams as well so there.

I remember when that dwarven pygmy shit cunt Bobby "Butlins" Davro started doing Williams impressions.
It was fucking shite.
That's why Davro now calls out the balls in Euthenasia Halls Bingo Club.
Fucking stunted shit peckered wanker.
As fucking shite, but not quite as that skinny, saggy titted, pot bellied swine of a cunt Les Dennis.
Hey Les, here's 2000 reasons why you're slapper of a wife left you.

1 thru to 1999 = You're a skinny, saggy titted, pot bellied swine of a cunt called Les.
2000 = She's a slapper
What? You want more?
Ok, that impression of that retarded braindead bat off of Corrie isn't even funny.