"Your on top form tonight Dibble"
Indeed I am Sir. Though at the expense of my luverly punters I fear. Oh well, they'll just have to wait. Entertainment like this is as good as a 50% discount anyway. In fact I should be surcharging them.
"Like the bit about posh birds always having a decent minge. Can I use that?"
Of course old chap, and if you can see your way clear to bandying about the odd name check, then all the better I say.
" highly amusing post in my humble opinion."
Yes, in mine too.
"WPC Mingeworthy"
Whoa! Awesome porno character dude! I may even take up your gracious offer (and take her particulars down) for future catalogues 'n' films. Groovy.
Regarding the 'celebs.' I take your point and would never wish to cause confusion between public figures of true substance and mystique and the vacuous knob-heads who generally appear in Hello, OK, The Currant Bun and on cheap TV - 'T fuck wiv 'em! And T' fuck wiv anyone who buys those mags and watches those programs!
Officer Dibbs.
Liz Hurley
Re: Liz Hurley
i heard liz taylor was hot too.