Bing Bang in the Sunday Sport

[Big Jim]

Um...no Frank, ballet top and tutu isn't the same as rubber corset and shorts.

That was without a doubt your weakest attempt at mentioning Valencia Diaz so far. But I must applaud you for your dedication and your unstoppable bare faced cheek in getting your favourite model mentioned on the forum yet again.

As punishment, you cannot mention Valencia on this message board again for at least 3 days.

You sir, have the worst case of V.D. (Valencia Diaz) ever diagnosed. You are naughty...but I like you.

Cheers,

Big Jim

[Frank]

Sussed!

But I genuinly could not see a tutu!

So ta ta tu tu 4 at least 3 days.

[woodgnome]

i'll always cherish the moment when she asked if woodgnome was my real name!

as if i'd make something like that up.

[jj]

.......that twould be a little confusing.
Statler and Waldorf, BTW.

[Hugh Trevor-Roper]

if Eva Braun had done this, perhaps WWII would have ended 2 years early.

[jj]

....visiting Royalty could be in serious difficulty here.

[marcusallen]

Kindly refrain from refs to The Muppets (my favourites). It is well known ( in certain privilidged circles) that Miss Piggy is a VIRGIN-also Kermit. No snide innuendos please. (The great Gonzo, Animal et al can speak for themselves)
Furthermore, I can categorically confirm that neither Statler or Waldorf has a conviction for sexual misdemeanours(or at least in the last 100 years-see Statute of Limitations-
Any dissenters may contact my lawyers at their peril(Animal is on standby)

[Jim Henson]

Saw Kermit in action recently and he's anything but a virgin
he's a red hot stud.When Miss piggy finds out...Ouch!!!


cheers
Beyond the grave

[Shaun?]

The deadline for pic requests is 21.00 BST, basically when I get home from work tonight. If your request isn't there then you've missed the boat.