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Re: IKEA... The Final Solution
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:34 pm
by Lizard
I,m surprised that wasn,t the Nottingham Branch, they have armed staff patroling the crech'e, and the meatballs are shipped in under armed guard..
Think about the January sales, make a will now!
Re: IKEA... The Final Solution
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:17 pm
by jj
...even taking a leak involved a three-mile trek.
And I haven't been well, you know.
Re: IKEA... The Final Solution
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:55 pm
by Lizard
Your never well! why dont you go for a checkup!, you may even be dead, especially if your feeling rough.....checkit!
Re: IKEA... The Final Solution
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 4:54 pm
by jj
Yer right, I could well be dead: and it would explain why I never answer e-mails, seeing as how they should really have been sent via seance-mail and not having any fingers as such, apart from the bony bits, I couldn't hit the 'send' button.
Although I'm still being billed for about ?100 000 000 Council Tax per week, which I know doesn't necessarily prove that I'm alive, seeing as how all those Labour-voting stiffs are still on the Electoral Register...........