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I don't have an UZI Holden, just a big 2ft long maglite torch, and she's not old, is she? hag is a matter of opinion mate, besides I HATE Eastenders, and don't even watch TV anymore, like I said it's me kid brother who's a huge fan, and she made his day. and who's arguing? I was just stating a fact

well done steve.
anyone thats seen me in my new glasses - the ones that still need paying for - will agree that i do sort of look like her. with shorter hair and covered in moz bites.

i must say tho i dont watch tv much now but i do think the story line of a stripper is great. its like a porn star put toned down.
can u imagine coronation st with a porn star - no! well there u go. thats about as near to the mark as were gonna get.
so i will watch EE now just to see how they portray her and infact on mon i may call them and see if they want to do some research...

...cosin real life as or saf or what ever his name is will dump her once he actually witnesses one of her shows and sees how she handels marketing and publicity - in laymans terms, a punter - even tho she i an adoreable character.

Do you think he might dump her if he see's what she can do with a bottle of champagne and a 16ft Python?
How about if she lezzes off with Kat? Would he dump her then?
I - Don't - Think - So, Sandra deary.

wot so if i was ur GF and i lezzed of with a dirty slapper and had animal sex u wouldnt dump me?

Not at all!!!!
I'd pimp you on the net for big bucks!!

Anyway, Kat's not a dirty slapper, she's a stunning woman with wonderful bingo wings and I never said anything about doing a Python. That was your filthy mind Sandie.
I'm a man of the cloth you know.

the cloth?

is that an old fashioned way of saying u cover up during sex.

glad to hear it.

No, I heard it from Carac, so it must be definitely really really absolutely true.

I suppose he's busy right now, what with Sunday Worship, Beginners' Hypocrisy and Child Abuse, otherwise he could confirm what we've known all along.
Religion !! Honestly.............tchhh...........

A special day for him---he's getting his first catamite.

Do they get vouchers for cleaning the surplices?