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That's the way I had planned it.

JJ
Why don'y you FUCK OFF ?

A question for the ages?

And on that note

Houston we have lift off........Sputnik is now orbitting the Moon or in this case hanging from the chandelliers

Lucky its Mummies Birthday today...I'll just have her over for a quick clean before Lunch

cheers
B....OZ Wheres my Medication

That's it---I'm now officially freaked out and frightened.

Now, you KNOW what a gentle and harmelss soul I am, from past forum experience, don't you?

You have absolutely nothing to worry about.
Nothing at all.

It's OK: I've broken in virgins before.
There's absolutely NO need to be embarrassed.
Unless you're very very ugly, of course.
In which case I will will remove the red rose from my button-hole as soon as I catch sight of your ugly scabby purulent Caledonian fizzog.

I only like them pretty: that's not unreasonable, is it? Surely you can understand that.........

Nothing to worry about

JJs ensured the team from animal hospital will be on hand

Your chance for fifteen minutes of infamy

Should make a great short film

Now for a title.....Tough Guys......Odd Couple

cheers
B....OZ

Thankfully I'm uglier than John Merrick on a bad day. Phew!

You'll just have to stick with Holden.

Oh....I dunno....always thought that Merrick had a way about him.....you know, the way he twiddled his boils and scabs....


Very sexy, that, you know..........and that big scarf, makes you think of Tom Baker.....Phwooaaarrr.........

Listen, if you don't mind, I'm saving myself for Chanta, or Vicki Holloway, or possibly Melanie Walsh.