Brian Cant interview

[Holden MacGroyn]

That'd be Sounds Right with the 2 fit birds behind the counter. One of them was my mate's sister.
I spent many a happy hour in there and even bought Delicate Sound of Thunder from them on tape.
I was even there to claim my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles soundtrack on Vinyl for a quid when they closed down.
It was a sad day.

[Arnold Layne]

Loughton is a shithole as well mate, it's well known what ole westbrook used to get up to up there!
and Epping forest rocks, I fucking love that place, used to sledge over there as a kid,
C'mon Holden, let's go to a boot sale together eh?... please?
I'll even buy you a jacket spud? or a burger if you prefer? we can get fat(er) together? thankyp...oops sorry no avidisms I promised didn't I? if your good I'll buy you a can of rusty out of date pop as well

[Holden MacGroyn]

Get fat?
Me?
Are you out of your mind?
I don't spend hours training just so I can blow it down Rainham on some cheap nasty disease ridden burgers.
From 6 pack to 1 pack in 1 easy weekend.

If, however, you had promised me lot's of women waiting for my love piston, I'd have said yes.
Then again, it's Essex and the lay-deez are like Kwiksave's own brand. Cheap & nasty.

Gross generalisation?
Tough shit.


Anyway, people might think you're my dad and I would never be able to live down the shame.

[mart]

I was always more interested in Toni Arthur.
Btw, if you watch the clip on TVArk Jeremy Irons gets 2 credits, the 2nd one as writer.

Mart

[steve56]

toni arthur was a hippie folkie singer im sure i have a track by her on kids faves songs .carol chell was better.

[Arnold Layne]

That's right, sounds right! fucking great shop, and Holden, I am your daddy and you know it

[Holden MacGroyn]

I'm the fucking daddy you slag.

Aaahh the memories of a mispent childhood.

Obviously as you're an older, fatter bastard, you probably remember the blitz.

[Arnold Layne]

no I'm a mere bairn, I was born the same year DSOTM was released, and I am the daddy, REALLY!

[Holden MacGroyn]

You're 31?

[Arnold Layne]

See I'm just a bairn really Holden, but I'm still your daddy