New Years Eve...

[Pervert]

I'd worry a lot more about how he's going to manage it from Australia

[Deuce Bigolo]

Handcuffs...my favourite too until I misplaced the key
Luckily my swiss army pocket knife came with a hacksaw

Put your mind at rest,I avoided the spunking school run by Sir Ben of Dover
so I'll just make a mess elsewhere for your maid to lick up...bottoms up

Yes I agree the distance will take some doing but as I only come once a year-New Years Eve,I'm in with a fighting chance(as good as Eddie the Eagle Edwards-now theres another ugly candidate) ...might give a tip of to the guiness book of records just incase a miracle occurs

Never know your luck in a big city

cheers
B....OZ City Slicker

[Lizard]

He could have slipped into the country as Dame Edna, I,m still working on a game with the twigletts for Katelin, I could start by putting one up her bottom, and seeing if I can remove it without using my hands, I,ll be a busy boy, as I promised the girl opposite some cheesy whatsits tomorrow as well.....it,s all snack snack snack..

[Pervert]

Bear in mind who will be wearing Kat's maid outfit over his leathery green skin.

[Lizard]

Fuck that,..... I aint no ones bitch man........(said in best gangsta speak)
I might have to pop a cap in yo white ass..

[Deuce Bigolo]

Thats all right...since I started taking reenies vitamins and MAs elixir of life me spunk(every new years eve) been battery acid green-just like reenie promised

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

I suspect the cheesy wotsits will not be what she thinks.

[Deuce Bigolo]

I had about 15 cheesy wotsits on x-mas day made by my mummy

Very nice

cheers
B....OZ

[crofter]

If I promise to bring some ?Scampi Fries? and a couple of bottle of our strongest Scottish drink ?Irn Bru? do I get an invite to your party Kat?? Not sure about being your first footer but perhaps your first 7 incher of the new year!!

crofter somewhere getting his measuring tape out ...

[Deuce Bigolo]

As long as it doesn't block my view from across the way

cheers
B....OZ