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I'd worry a lot more about how he's going to manage it from Australia

Handcuffs...my favourite too until I misplaced the key
Luckily my swiss army pocket knife came with a hacksaw

Put your mind at rest,I avoided the spunking school run by Sir Ben of Dover
so I'll just make a mess elsewhere for your maid to lick up...bottoms up

Yes I agree the distance will take some doing but as I only come once a year-New Years Eve,I'm in with a fighting chance(as good as Eddie the Eagle Edwards-now theres another ugly candidate) ...might give a tip of to the guiness book of records just incase a miracle occurs

Never know your luck in a big city

cheers
B....OZ City Slicker

He could have slipped into the country as Dame Edna, I,m still working on a game with the twigletts for Katelin, I could start by putting one up her bottom, and seeing if I can remove it without using my hands, I,ll be a busy boy, as I promised the girl opposite some cheesy whatsits tomorrow as well.....it,s all snack snack snack..

Bear in mind who will be wearing Kat's maid outfit over his leathery green skin.

Fuck that,..... I aint no ones bitch man........(said in best gangsta speak)
I might have to pop a cap in yo white ass..

Thats all right...since I started taking reenies vitamins and MAs elixir of life me spunk(every new years eve) been battery acid green-just like reenie promised

cheers
B....OZ

I suspect the cheesy wotsits will not be what she thinks.

I had about 15 cheesy wotsits on x-mas day made by my mummy

Very nice

cheers
B....OZ

If I promise to bring some ?Scampi Fries? and a couple of bottle of our strongest Scottish drink ?Irn Bru? do I get an invite to your party Kat?? Not sure about being your first footer but perhaps your first 7 incher of the new year!!

crofter somewhere getting his measuring tape out ...

As long as it doesn't block my view from across the way

cheers
B....OZ