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Re: Things that happen in porn but not in real life
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:32 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Golf lessons
At least i don't thing Marino is a Golf professional
cheers
B....Oz
Re: Things that happen in porn but not in real lif
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:48 pm
by mart
Oh dear!!! I hope Ace isn't going to be sadly disappointed.
Mart
Re: Things that happen in porn but not in real life
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:54 am
by Red vee
You've watched Marcus Allen films too then?
Re: Things that happen in porn but not in real life
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:19 pm
by Ned
The same ex I had that loved anal (harder the better) liked DP, but that was just me (usually anally) and her using a dildo. Never two blokes.
Why did we ever break up? (I hear you asking).
Great sex but totally incompatible personalities.
Re: Things that happen in porn but not in real lif
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:55 pm
by Ace
sorry I haven't posted for 24 hrs, been installing a new tank for a couple of nympho twin sisters with hairy minges, They paid IN FULL and 'sorted me out' with a nice tip!!
Things like this don't happen in plumbing either
Re: Things that happen in porn but not in real lif
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:58 pm
by stevie celt
Before Fiesta it was Parade and Carnival.
Re: Things that happen in porn but not in real lif
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:03 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Let me the guess
Your tip was a collectors edition of ginzu steak knives?
You lucky bastard
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Things that happen in porn but not in real lif
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:21 pm
by myson
Here Ace,
That must have been the job you knicked off of me
If you get another job for them and need a hand gimme a shout
Myson