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Aaaahhhh don't remind me. I emailed her, just wishing her well in her career, and she never replied...SOB Sob.

Mart

I,d agree with you Holders, but that would make it seem like I liked you or summat!, and we couldn,t have that, the mods would put me back in the 'dark place', talking of dark places, has your arse healed up after that encounter with a 'rouge' Dyson? you really should stick to conventional sex aids, I was just chatting to Sandie over breakfast, and we both agreed you need a good woman to 'turn' you.
My good northern friend will return soon I hope, once he has drunk the entire alcoholic content of the country, as for my esteemed collegue the RH JJ, I hope he will see sense and return as well, his lack of intellectual input is causing me to return to my appalling grammar and spelling ways, I myself have bought a boat recently, so I,m bonin up on wind and stuff, and would expect to be making my first carribian voyage soon.

I hope you crash into an iceburg and sink you gypsy slag wagon.
You may have had breakfast with Sandie but you forget to mention the fact that you had her bound and gagged at the time.
Tore the restraining order up did you?

Anyway, she'd make a lovely breakfast for me I'm sure, gagged an' all.

By the way, next time you come to London, can I please have my fucking hubcaps back you thieving northern pikey bastard. It's murder trying to get Skoda hubcaps.

Hey! I didn't say it was all bad.