hedgehogs

[Deuce Bigolo]

Ron Jeremy special?

Flexibility has its benefits

Now that would be SPECIAL

cheers
B....OZ

[Holden MacGroyn]

Yeah but really, would you want to be able to lick your own nuts?
Check how miserable dogs look.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Thats only because their bolted on

Imagine I'd feel the same if I couldn't eat my selection of chocolate brazil,cashew & pea-NUTS if they were sitting in my lap with their aroma wafting up my through my nasal canals

Thankfully I've got 2 hands,one for the the edible nuts and one for the 2 meat & veg

cheers
B....OZ Straight out of left Field

[Holden MacGroyn]

2 meat & veg?




....mutant

[Pervert]

While on the subject of books, how about Dibble's latest---Dr Jekyll and Mister Chav.

[Holden MacGroyn]

I thought it was Lady Chaverly's Lover,

Why you still awake??

[Pervert]

Because I am a creature of the night, and only sleep in daylight, in soil from my home country.

Yes, I am Chavula.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Looks like a case for Chavlock Holmes to sort out.

I'm watching some David Icke as it's the only time my brain is open.


...or should that be David Pikey.

[Pervert]

Ah, the goalkeeper turned conspiracy theorist.

Isn't he the one who thinks Lizard runs the world?

Time for my crypt, I think.

[Holden MacGroyn]

He only says that to make our own Liz feel better about himself.


It's worth reading to seperate the tabloid myth from the reality.

Night dude.