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Ron Jeremy special?

Flexibility has its benefits

Now that would be SPECIAL

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B....OZ

Yeah but really, would you want to be able to lick your own nuts?
Check how miserable dogs look.

Thats only because their bolted on

Imagine I'd feel the same if I couldn't eat my selection of chocolate brazil,cashew & pea-NUTS if they were sitting in my lap with their aroma wafting up my through my nasal canals

Thankfully I've got 2 hands,one for the the edible nuts and one for the 2 meat & veg

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B....OZ Straight out of left Field

2 meat & veg?




....mutant

While on the subject of books, how about Dibble's latest---Dr Jekyll and Mister Chav.

I thought it was Lady Chaverly's Lover,

Why you still awake??

Because I am a creature of the night, and only sleep in daylight, in soil from my home country.

Yes, I am Chavula.

Looks like a case for Chavlock Holmes to sort out.

I'm watching some David Icke as it's the only time my brain is open.


...or should that be David Pikey.

Ah, the goalkeeper turned conspiracy theorist.

Isn't he the one who thinks Lizard runs the world?

Time for my crypt, I think.

He only says that to make our own Liz feel better about himself.


It's worth reading to seperate the tabloid myth from the reality.

Night dude.