The Holy Grail of Porn

[Snake Diamond]

Cleveland Steamer?

What the hell is that?

[Jacques]

Remember that turd earlier in the post?

[Snake Diamond]

I have an unusually sick sence of humour & imagination, !wicked!

So your incinuating that a Slapper fucked a Steaming Turd in the city centre of Cleveland? !grin!

Snake!

[Jacques]

Not quite

[Snake Diamond]

I was close !grin!

Definately an activity for those who are too weak to end a relationship, or those whose brain-stem cells number in the single digits !cool!

[Rude Boy]

I would define the Cleveland Steamer as "The laying of a cable" but this urban dictionary gives far better and more humourous definitions. I'm sure it would liven up tired old Brit porn' no end if there were a few Cleveland Steamers to be seen!

[Snake Diamond]

Cleveland Steamers in a Porn Flick, that reaks of SCAT, & I am NOT interested in ANY Pornos with SCAT, no matter how beautiful the actress.

Snake!

[Jayr]

Let me guess.... it was called "Womb Raider"!!!!!

[Snake Diamond]

now that sounds interesting !wink!

but alas, it was not, it had some lame name to it, very softcore but funny as fuck, american made film

[Jayr]

Nice - you never know it might turn up on Bravo or some channel like that! !grin!

Going off on a bit of a tangent - I know the late great Karen Lancaume did a Lara Croft/Tomb Raider hardcire film but the name escapes me.... I bet that one was called Womb Raider but in French of course !