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Re: THE DAY I DISCOVERED ELIZABETH HURLEY......
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:41 pm
by Arnold Layne
I'll make this my last post on the phorum for good before we clog it up with endless tit for tat, no doubt you'll be scappering off and rounding up a posse headed by Sheriff Mcavity, saying what a legend you are etc, which kinda leaves me outnumbered, as my previous response to you was deleted by the equally hypocritical moderators. It''ll just take up precious wanking time over something worth shedding a load over like a Marc Dorcel, Private or ********** movie, (sorry that I fail to get wood over such damp squibs as the "artistic" stuff you produce) I thought porn had moved on since the days of Color Climax, it seems it hasn't for you and the rest of the Brit porn Mafia, so hey you all keep the backslapping and bullshitting up, hopefully one day someone will convince you all what your producing is crap, and to do something decent, but I doubt it, so I bid you all fare "Phucking" well. Go on moderators remove this, frightened it's true are you? !thumbsdown!
Re: THE DAY I DISCOVERED ELIZABETH HURLEY......
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:05 pm
by Flat_Eric
Arnold Layne wrote:
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Arnold - Somehow I suspect that Mike compiled this post with his tongue metaphorically embedded firmly in his cheek, safe in the knowledge that someone would take it at face value and "bite".
Re: THE DAY I DISCOVERED ELIZABETH HURLEY
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:13 pm
by Flat_Eric
spider wrote:
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Agreed.
She's one of these people who basically became "famous for being famous" after wearing an overpriced dress held together by safety pins.
Before that she did fuck-all of any note - IIRC she played a baddie air hostess in the Wesley Snipes action flick "Passenger 57", but that was about it. She's not done a right lot since either, come to that - apart from the first 'Austin Powers' and that comedy flick in which she played The Devil alongside that nerdy bloke from 'The Mummy' (can't remember what it was called).
Then after "That Dress" she was suddenly flavour of the year and in all the papers and glossy mags - and the rest is history.
I was watching a documentary last week about some Arctic explorer from around the time of the First World War, and at one point the narrator said "in the days when celebrity was based on achievement and endeavour".
Too fucking right, I thought to myself.
Re: THE DAY I DISCOVERED ELIZABETH HURLEY
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:29 am
by eroticartist
Eric,
But her spanking parties over in Ireland were nice!
Mike.
Re: THE DAY I DISCOVERED ELIZABETH HURLEY......
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:46 am
by eroticartist
Eric,
I notice Arnold is not taking the bait!
Mike.