ENEMIES

[Lizard]

Well said Mike, he's just a nosy fucka anyway, how's life in Italy?

[eroticartist]

Lizard,

Life here in Italy is absolutely divine. I have two and a half acres of land and two houses. I am growing my own organic fruit and vegetables. The cherries are ripe now and I am eating lots of them and also some strange white berries which I don't know the name of.
Salad is plentiful as are beans and peas. I am building a chicken run and soon I will have fresh eggs and a chicken now and again.

My children are free to run out of the front door when they wake up and there are no nonces around to make me afraid for their lives.

TV is great with films on every day and lots of sexy girls for eye candy. The beach and kilometres of sandy beaches fifteen minutes drive away. In short I am in paradise.

The gods are smiling on me.
MIKE

[eroticartist]

Warren,
All you can do is sic people off. I am a creative writer who does not give a damn about pedants like you!

Mike.

[eroticartist]

Warren,
You are out of order for misquoting me! Please cut and paste.
Mike.