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Yes of course - a whole day off every month!

WoW! Employer of the year surely..

I've won it 3 years in a row now !pleased!

For longevity of the trousers I'd advise leaving the split as is

After all we all fart

The added bonus is you can show off your new knickers

I do concur with your advise in relation to shoes

Blue/Green gaffer tape is the new must have accessory for anyone wanting to stand out as it were.A damn sight better than in your hair

Fashion-tips from an Aussie?

Ye Gods, the End of the World is nigh......... [img]http://www.egafd.com/forum/smileys/grin.gif[/img]

You laugh and mock but take a look at many of those at film premiers and tell me that airing of the fabric wasn't foremost in the designers mind

Designers actually have MINDS?

Live and learn.......

Many would say not

I suspect it helps to keep your mind focussed on the dollar signs when your re-inventing the same thing over & over,one would say you'd have to be stark raving mad

Deuce Bigolo wrote:
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> Blue/Green gaffer tape is the new must have accessory for
> anyone wanting to stand out as it were.

No. Black gaffer tape for black shoes. I mean you're going out wearing gaffer taped split shoes so you don't want that fact to be made public, you want to blend into your surrounds!

Good point

Equally as good is returning them to the place of purchase for a new pair

Done it 5 times in the past 6 months...brilliant

If they don't show signs of aging use a spade on the sole