The wonders of the squatting posture

[jj]

Deuce Bigolo wrote:
> Maybe a basin at squatting level would have been the answer?
Or a flat with 5 bathrooms. And no children. No wife, for that matter.


> A wise man never cleans his teeth in the bathroom
> I'm sure as a male you know why
Errr... not sure that I do. But then I've never claimed to be wise, especially
in the arcana of oral hygiene.

[Deuce Bigolo]

As reported on mythbusters

faecal matter found on toothbrushes kept in bathroom was extreme

All due to the toilet seat being left up

[jj]

No, I got the wife to do that.
I was a New Man and sensitive to her needs.

[Deuce Bigolo]

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Always wondered what the bidet was on my european tour of 1990

learn to squat and nothing gets stuck behind I say

[jj]

Next topic: how many sheets do you use?

[Deuce Bigolo]

Just the one but its a king size and the chocolate stains are easily rinsed out in the bidet...so I've been told