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Deuce Bigolo wrote:
> Maybe a basin at squatting level would have been the answer?
Or a flat with 5 bathrooms. And no children. No wife, for that matter.


> A wise man never cleans his teeth in the bathroom
> I'm sure as a male you know why
Errr... not sure that I do. But then I've never claimed to be wise, especially
in the arcana of oral hygiene.

As reported on mythbusters

faecal matter found on toothbrushes kept in bathroom was extreme

All due to the toilet seat being left up

No, I got the wife to do that.
I was a New Man and sensitive to her needs.

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Always wondered what the bidet was on my european tour of 1990

learn to squat and nothing gets stuck behind I say

Next topic: how many sheets do you use?

Just the one but its a king size and the chocolate stains are easily rinsed out in the bidet...so I've been told