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I don't get Coogan in the same way I don't get ballet or string theory.

Jesus, the amount of old metal-ers on this forum
and you dont get Saxondale?
Just think in the box, a very small box but an Occasionally funny one.

saw trailer and though no.

Yes, close relatives being trapped in various household labour-saving
devices is always a hoot.
I remember when ne dad caught his goolies in the toaster. Oh how we
laughed....
[Copyright: Old Codgers, c/o Daily Mirror 1965],

Morning, young fella-me-lad.
OK after last neet's slight 'overindulgence' ?
My, you must have tjhe constitution of an ox [and probably several
rather unsavoury bovine internal organs also]....

Not nearly as funny in a sick kind of way as


Derek & Clive -
"Jump"

[ from the album "(Live)" (1976) ]

DEREK:
(plays piano and sings:)

#As I was walking down the street one day
I saw a house on fire
There was man, shouting and screaming at an upper-storey window
To the crowd that was gathered there below
For he was sore afraid

#Jump! You fucker, jump!
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding
And you will be all right
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his fucking neck -
There was no blanket

#Laugh?! We nearly shat!
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle
We are miserable sinners
Fi-i-ilthy fuckers

#Ahhhrrrr-soles