Shop Rage

[Deuce Bigolo]

Do yourself a favor and buy one of those swish new fridges which orders for you

As long as you keep putting all the items back in the right places lifes just dandy

[steve56]

Had a run in with a big guy in budgens once his kids were running into all incl me i said like you would keep your fucking kids under control he just punched me in the face.

[laralatex]

dont shop in morissons!! lol Someone did this sort of thing in Tescos once, however, the stupid idiots were actually still wearing their 'tesco uniforms' as i realised this they proceeded to move away but i decided to follow them until a supervisor walked past and then shouted 'dont talk to me like that' where upon the supervisor turned around and hauled them into his office. Never take on the latex....you aint ever gonna win!

[Ace]

Cactus Jack wrote:

> I tend to treat supermarkets the same way I used to treat sex.
>
> Get in. Get what you want. Get out. No need to waste any
> time.!cool!
>
> It's still the same now, although now it's: Spend what seems
> like 7 hours doing things just because she wants them. When
> she's decided, we spend half an hour umming ang arring. Empty
> your wallet.

That was JUST like The Fast Show's 'Swiss Tony' and his comparing shopping is like making love to a beautiful woman line.........great one Cactus Jack, made me smile

[jj]

Yes, it's in all their advertising, and it's true.
BK DO have a better class of skanks.

[jj]

Those must be 'heroin chic' types who haven't eaten anything solid for 18
moonths.
Or even 'months'. I left that in coz I like the sound of it: 'moonth'.

[Ace]

I'd have given the cunt a good hiding for that Steve, infront of his kids as well, and if they started trying to pull me off 'daddy', they would be in line for a shoe-ing as well.