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Caber-tossing?
Shirley? No, shinty. Shinty?
Curling; thass the one.

Pizza - yuk!

Leftover pizza - double yuk!

The women looked like cleaners, too.

Yer entitled to yer opinion I suppose...but did not the Great French Chef
Auguste Escoffier say "le pizza...il est bien appointee et tres delicieux, et
le pizza froid, c'est un chef d'oeuvre culinaire", which roughly translates as
"it's even better cold".

I don't subscribe to the pro-pizza agenda. At best it's just cheese on toast.

I had a mate at work and if I didn't want him to come over and disturb
me, I'd say "great Gerry, I'm just about to have a pizza" and he'd find
some excuse not to visit.
It was like garlic to a vampire- amazing, worked every time.

I like all the ingredients you find on a pizza, but together they just don't work!